Hello once again, my small mammal friends! Smudge the Dragon here, with my Wolf Ring edition of The Smudge Report!
I think wolves have had a hard time of it. Look at the adages and proverbs – “wolf in sheep’s clothing”, Little Red Riding Hood, The Three Little Pigs…I mean, come on! Is anything really that evil? It seems to me that somebody, somewhere back in time, needed a bad guy for his fairy tale, and decided to use a wolf.
And I would be remiss if I didn’t mention werewolves, which I also like a lot. Since I’m a big fan of comedy, I’d have to say my favorite is Jack. Remember that scene where he pees on James Spader? Hilarious! A close second in my mind is “An American Werewolf in London”.
Personally, when it comes to a visual representation of the Forces from the Dark Side, I’d vote for wasps. What purpose do they serve? Do they contribute to the overall well-being of society? Rhetorical questions, of course. Everybody knows that wasps are useless dregs on society, and nobody would miss them if they were gone.
But there aren’t any fairy tales featuring evil wasps from the nether regions. The wolf is the bad guy in the story, always has been, always will be. (“Smudge,” you might ask, and I wouldn’t fault you if you did, “what about dragons? Dragons are the Bad Guys in a lot of famous tales.” Let me just say that, just like Canis lupus, we, (meaning dragons like moi), have been given short shrift in the annals of imaginary history, and I’m going to be polite and not get into World of Warcraft or St. George or Lord of the Rings or Everquest here. That’s another Smudge Report.
It’s for you that we have created our wolf ring designs.
There are those small mammals among you who love wolves, and are searching for a wolf ring to memorialize your passion. On this, we are in complete agreement, and that’s really the point here, am I right? Why get into a bunch of things we don’t agree on? Life is too short! For you small mammals, at least.
Take, for example, my excellent wolf buddy Buddy. That’s his name: Buddy. Why? I needed something endearing and anthropomorphic for my story.
Buddy lives in what you people call “Yellowstone Park”. He’s got a bunch of brothers and sisters and cousins there, and they have been working hard to change the environment for the better. Up to and including changing the course of the rivers in the park.
You might call Buddy “Superwolf”. Or not, I won’t judge you. What I can tell you is that he’s everything you would want in a buddy, especially if you’re strolling around Yellowstone minding your own dang business, and some wasps are getting ready to attack you for the heinous crime of strolling around in the park while minding your own dang business.
This is the ring that you had in mind when you thought, “Smudge, you’re right! I really need a wolf ring! And a cold beverage and some crunchy snacks!” Are these rings magnificent? Are they extremely cool? Would they totally and completely enhance your small mammal finger? (Another rhetorical question, my small mammal friend! Of course they would!)
Our selection of stainless steel wolf jewelry is exclusive to our store. Yes, we have werewolf eyes too! Nobody else in the world has these designs. We make everything we sell. The glass eyes are all lifelike, museum quality, hand-painted, so each and every eye is a unique work of art. I am confident that when you are wearing your wolf ring from Steel Dragon Jewelry, you might just have Special Forces and Supernatural Powers! You would be the cat’s meow and several additional superb idioms!
Check out these awesome wolf rings!
Please have a look at our ring collection. Everything is affordable! You might also be interested in a tiger eye ring or a lion eye ring, or one of our many other elegant eye jewelry designs. Choose the one that fits your personality the best and we will send it off to you right away!